In MSC, words on February 21, 2009 at 02:53

”Oh, bless your heart,” the lady on the desk says. ”Would never have guessed you were American.”
”And I guess it’s par for the course to be sat behind what looks like bulletproof glass when you work on the front desk of a building maintenance company. I say ‘you’ because I suspect that your hilarity and the bulletproof glass are related.”

Of course, that isn’t actually my reply. I just chuckle buffoonishly and wish I had said ‘taps’ instead of ‘faucets’.

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